My sentiments exactly, kiddo.
Well, it has happened. NaBloPoMo Day #17 and I am at a bit of a loss of what to blog about that would hold anyone's attention. Actually, I do have a big ole' 'What I Want to Change About Christmas' post churning around, but I just don't have the energy to finish it right now. So, that will have to wait.
I could take a moment to wish a big HAPPY BIRTHDAY to my bro. Happiest of birthdays, Jer! Viva la revolution!
Hmmm... that didn't take up enough time nor space. Still must come up with more...
I could have shown you pictures I took at Tes' dance class last night, but there are two issues.
Number one - They didn't turn out great. Next class I'm just going to have to bite the bullet and use the flash so I can quicken my shutter speed. Those little dancers just move too fast!
Number two - I would have to take the time to blur out a bunch of the other kids faces. And I just don't have that in me tonight.
What else? It is 8:40pm and I can STILL hear Tes farting around upstairs in her bed. For cripes sakes, kid, go to sleep! 6:15am comes fast, you know. And no one likes a crabby preschooler. Especially a crabby preschooler who has a dentist appointment right over dinner time tomorrow. Yep, excellent planning, Beth. Excellent.
How about some photos?
Here is a picture of my cat.
Here is a photo of what my cat would look like if you had a blood alcohol level of 0.06 while looking at him.
Here is what my cat would look like if you made his ears into horns.

Okay, that is enough for now. I believe that satisfies NaBloPoMo for Nov. 17th, wouldn't you say?
Peace.
Thanks for the well-wishes, Bufie!
ReplyDeleteViva la revolution, indeed.
(Listen, you numbskulls. It had to be changed from "cat" to "son." Otherwise, it wouldn't have made any sense - and that card was too funny to go to waste.)
by the way, I would support the idea of the rest of the posts being ones like you did of your cat. No, not of your cat - I mean "adjust" the pictures. Let your creative juices flow, man!
Hah! I had forgotten all about that funny card. Reading this post/comment gave me a good chuckle to start my day.
ReplyDeleteYou know you can still legally drive in the state of Minnesota if your blood alcohol level is .06.
ReplyDeleteYou should have chosen a higher blood alcohol level for your joke.
I have a very low tolerance for alcohol.
ReplyDeleteAnd for being corrected.