Oh my. I wasn't quite sure if I wanted to giggle or be grossed out while reading this book tonight. Even worse? While looking up the title online to get this picture, I realized there is a whole Walter farting series out there.
Oh my indeed.
Good news is, this totally confirms my secret thoughts I could write children's books.
Walter farted thoughtfully.
Peace.
(P.S. to TORP - I totally know a certain tiny little someone who is getting one of these come February.)
How exactly would one "fart thoughtfully"? Would a thoughtful fart sound different than, lets say, a fart with no thought behind it? An accidental fart?
ReplyDeleteI know a dog who farts a lot, and his farts are so bad that even the dog has to leave the room after letting one off. So I would hate to be around a dog who farts so much it is his namesake. Even if his farts are "thoughtful."
I've already bought the series. And, the excellent English tome "Everybody Poops." I swear, they rival anything Hemmingway or Dostoyevsky could ever conceive.
ReplyDeleteKimbo, I thought I could trust you with this deep shameful side of myself, but now I find that you are out on the interweb mocking me. The tears will flow tonight...
ReplyDeleteWe all know, Chewy.
ReplyDeleteWe ALL know.